Good evening to one and all. welcome to my first blog. marvellous isnt it. the internet! where you can recieve electronic mail, get all the latest gossip from hollywood, or sit infront of the screen with your trousers around your ankles abusing yourself to pictures of a pornographic nature.

Now incase your all expecting a daily rant from the big ginger metal machine's mouth, im sorry to dissapoint, but there is no way on earth i am going to have something interesting to say every day. even if i do i will not be posting them daily.

Anyway, here goes my first rant.

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

should not have been made. either it shouldnt have been made or it should have been a japanese anime cartoon (anything can be done in cartoon form. especially with anime!), becasue there is more chance of those events happening as there is me shaving my beard off. no way in hell will everything instantly freeze in the eye of a storm. if anything like that would happen, it would get warmer, not colder.

just to settle peoples minds now, the snow we had on thursday and friday, is normal. just because the weather man got it wrong and it snowed more, this was not down to greenhouse gasses, global warming or pollution. for the last 15 odd years it has always snowed in Wales at least once between the months of October and February BECAUSE IT'S WINTER!

on the other hand, global warming etc does take up a good hour of my thinking time daily. if you care, you will recycle, you will not leave you TV or computer monitor on standby over night, get energy efficient light bulbs or whatever the government decides is good for the world, because if the shit hits the fan, and things do somehow get really bad, at least we can blame the goverment.